Why does breaking into a house through a window always look easier in the movies?
Locked my keys in the house yesterday. Again. Had to scale the back wall and enter through the bathroom window. Sixth time I've climbed through a window since moving to Missoula. Nearly fell hand-first into the toilet. Not a lifetime highlight, let me tell you.
Moral of the story: don't lock your doors. Getting robbed is preferable to swimming in toilet water. Even if your shit's uninsured.
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When you say "your shit," do you mean your personal belongings, or the shit still floating in the toilet into which you are plunging headlong?
I heart you.
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